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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 26th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
My coffee table broke this morning. I've had that coffee
table for twelve years and I wasn't about to throw it out.
I searched the house for some glue, but I didn't have any.
I searched the house for some duct tape, but I couldn't
find any. I searched the house for anything that would or
could fix my beloved coffee table. Then I found it. The
perfect adhesive... peanut butter. It's functional and
delicious. SUCCESS!
It works fairly well. I just can't move the table or put
anything on it, but other than that...
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber
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Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he
ate too fast?
A: Stop goblin your food.
Q: Why do fish avoid the computer?
A: So they don't get caught in the Internet.
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