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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, April 1st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
My brother and I can't help ourselves to the amount of
damage that we can do on April Fool's Day.
Last year, my brother put a punch bowl of pudding where
my slippers usually are and await my feet when I get out
of bed in the morning. He thought that it was funny... I
did too. It was clever. But I returned the favor.
I emptied out his bottle of shampoo and replaced it with
barbecue sauce. Classic, I know.
I wonder what is in store for me this year. Could it be
a waxing of the eyebrows while asleep? Could it be setting
a squirrel loose in my bedroom? Could it be super gluing
my butt to the toilet seat? Oh, I think I'll use that one
on him today.
Enjoy the pranks and jokes of April Fool's Day.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What's the worst thing you can say to a man who
complains that his wife is frigid?
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