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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 16th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I saw something rather strange during my commute to the
office. I saw a woman driving the "Bible Mobile" for a
local church. No, that's not the weird part. The weird
part was that while driving she was actually reading the
"good book", aloud, and quite dramatically I must say.
I looked over a few times and noticed that she never really
paid much attention to the road or the other vehicles and
their drivers and passengers.
Maybe He really is her co-pilot. Your thoughts?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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