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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, March 28th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a reader comment that concerns my attempt to fix my
then broken coffee table and my lack of duct tape.
No duct tape? And you call yourself a man?
- DRUMNCHIEF
[That hurts buddy. I am a man and I have feelings. Duct
tape won't fix the hurt that you've caused me. Just
kidding. Insults and things of that nature don't bother
me...too much.]
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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