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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, March 20th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I made a mistake in yesterday's column concerning my
brother's age and birthday. I wrote: "He's turning...
a year old today." That was a typo. I meant to write
that he was turning one year older. I forgot the "er"
and if my brother finds out about this I'll probably
wind up there.
Sorry about that birthday boy, all of you who noticed
the mistake and my High School English Teacher from
Junior Year.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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