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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 9th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Ladies and Gentleman, here's the list of the things I
learned this week.
1. 411 IS NOT FREE
2. CHICKEN TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
3. I DIDN'T THROW MY BACK OUT, BUT I WISH I COULD
4. UTAH SPELLED BACKWARDS IS HATU
5. I'M NOT A COWARD, I'M JUST A DISINTERESTED PARTY
6. IN WISCONSIN, PEOPLE PUT CHEESE ON CEREAL
7. A TOUPEE THAT MOVES ON ITS OWN IS NOT A TOUPEE
8. NEIL DIAMOND SHOULD HAVE PLAYED JAMES BOND
9. I AM IRON MAN!
10. A WEDGIE IS NOT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY
Enjoy your weekend or somebody else will.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What's faster: heat or cold?
A: Heat because you can catch a cold.
Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece?
A: The Pawn Shop.
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