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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 21st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Stress can do so many things to your body and mind. It can
make you tired, irritable, hungry, thirsty, nervous, hyper,
achy, fatigued, restless, fidgety, scream obscenities, cry,
laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, bark like a dog
at delivery people, shave your head, fill your bathtub up
with peeled bananas and skim milk, engage in a staring
contest with a random squirrel, make a suit out of your
living room carpeting, watch a silent movie with the
television muted, build a replica of the Washington
Monument out of burn toast, hide pudding in your medicine
cabinet, clean your gutters while naked, order a pizza and
then eat the box it came in... stress can make you do all
sorts of things.
I'm a little stressed. Can you tell?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A: A polygon.
Q: Who was Tonto looking for in the bank?
A: The Loan Arranger.
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