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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, April 8th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
On Saturday, Stacy and I bought a house. Soon we will
have a place of our own. We are so excited about it. We
just can't wait to move in. I'll have to start packing
up my stuff and weeding through those items that have the
possibility of not making it over to the house.
Items like: My Gorilla Costume, My Fake Leg Doorstop,
My Harpoon, My Collection of Shoes That I've Found On
The Side Of The Road and a bunch of other priceless items
that Stacy is not as fond of as I.
I see compromise in our future... and nachos. Oh, you can
never get enough nachos.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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