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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, April 22nd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
In just over thirty days from now, Stacy and I will be
moving into our new home. It's been a rough couple of
weeks, but it seems that everything is working out and
the sellers and the buyers (us) are finally in agreement
about the property.
It's a nice house with a yard, a patio and wall-to-wall
shag carpeting. It sounds awesome, I know. Stacy can't
wait to move in and neither can I.
I think I'll start packing tonight. I just need a few
garbage bags for my clothes and a U-Haul truck for my DVD
collection. There is a lot of work to do before we get
in there, but we are going to have a blast doing it.
Oh, did I mention the shag carpeting. It's sweet!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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