THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 14th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's what happened. I've been a little off my game lately 
due to the whole prospect of buying a home. I apologize to 
each and every reader. But don't forget that I am a human 
being and I am prone to make mistakes. 

Here is what I should have had Friday's column look like - 

Here's some classic Groaner material: 

"Did you ever jump into the shower and forget to remove all 
of your clothes?", asked the man sitting here typing in wet 
pants and socks. 

Good stuff. 

So again I apologize. Thanks for bringing this minor 
blunder to my attention. I will try harder in the future. 

Wow, I feel like I just apologizing to my parents for break 
my curfew or a lamp or something. Weird flashback, man. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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