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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, May 6th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
The last week has been really hard on Stacy and her family.
Stacy's Grandfather has passed away.
I had only known her "Pa" for a brief time, but in that
time he treated me like one of the family. He opened his
home to me, he offered me his trust and he showed great
enthusiasm about our up-coming wedding.
He was quite a man. I was happy that I got to spend time
with him and that he gave me his blessing. He will be
missed, but never forgotten. Pa will always be with us.
Stacy and her... our family are doing well considering the
circumstances. We all know that he looking after us and we
will continue to make him proud.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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