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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, April 17th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Sorry folks, but I'm not in the mood to be particularly
funny today. I don't want to project my foul mood onto
the good people that reader my rather goofy columns.
I hope the you have yourself a good day and enjoy the
jokes secured below in this issue. They are actually
quite funny today. Go figure.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second to third
base than it does from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.
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