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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 4th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here are some more of your favorite funny sounding words
for your Friday.
1. Jacuzzi
2. OYSTER
3. discombobulate
4. Caulking
5. Canker
6. aardvark
7. Gargle
8. Yodel
9. panties
10. dump
I hope you enjoyed these funny words as much as I did.
Have a great weekend. Flub. That's a funny word too.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux!
He is hiding drugs inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no drugs. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden
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