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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, March 18th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
On Sunday, Stacy's family invited me over for a Corn Beef
and Cabbage dinner. It was superb. I haven't had Corn Beef
and Cabbage that good since I ate it at their place last
year.
After the meal, Stacy's Mom said that dessert would be
ready at 8 o'clock. I headed to the kitchen later on and
I saw the special treat. It was a little hard to chew,
but once I got started these hearty biscuits weren't that
bad.
I was five biscuits in when Stacy's Mom said, "What are
you eating the dog treats for? I made cake."
This has to stop happening to me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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