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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 5th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a classic Groaner Theory:
I have a theory. My theory is this: I believe that the
common household sponge is actually a piece of old, stale
bread that has been dyed a solid color (sponge colors may
vary) to cover up the fact that it is truly a piece of a
forgotten loaf.
I'm not crazy! I just don't sleep much.
Is it theory or hard truth? You be the judge.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Take a cod, any cod.
Q: Why don't you ever see chickens in the zoo?
A: Because they can't afford the admission.
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