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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 19th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Today is my brother Joe's birthday. He's turning... a year
old today. I still haven't gotten him a birthday present
yet. It is so hard to buy gifts for him. He doesn't like
anything and if he does like something then it's a mystery
to me.
Maybe I should buy him a gift card for... see I don't even
know where he likes to shop. This is tough.
I guess I'll just get him some white tube socks. That was
his favorite present at last Christmas.
I'm just kidding. I'll get him something nice. Like a shock
collar. Then he can say, "Don't taze me, bro!" But I won't.
Just because it his birthday doesn't mean that I can't have
a little fun too.
Happy Birthday little brother!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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