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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, April 24th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was a giant nacho
chip swimming in a giant vat of cheese. Like I said, weird.
Then, Stacy tried to pluck me from the cheesy sea and
devour my salty, crunchy body. I swam harder and harder to
avoid being eaten, but I learned that cheese is hard to
negotiate. So I was eaten and found to be delicious.
Does this dream mean anything? Do I have a thing for
nachos and cheese? Should I run this dream by Dr. Freud?
Should I seek help?
All Good Questions.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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