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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 16th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
A wise man once said: "I never forget a face, but in your
case I'll be glad to make an exception."
And that man was the comedic genius Groucho Marx.
He also said: "I don't have a photograph, but you can have
my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
Classic.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What did the snake say to his girlfriend?
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Q: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
Q: What kind of dog did the vampire have?
A: A bloodhound.
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