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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 2nd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Yesterday, I had the best night of sleep in a week. The
weather was a little cooler than it has been so I made
sure I took advantage.
It was such a good sleep! Man, I couldn't have slept
better if you slapped a diaper on me and put a pacifier
in my mouth. I mean... not that I want that or anything.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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