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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 7th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I found a sandwich in the pocket of my bathrobe the other
day. I don't know how long it was in there, but I'm not
the guy that would pass up a found sandwich. It wasn't
half bad. I think it gave me night vision though.
Is it weird that this keeps on happening to me? I guess I
should quit eating mysterious food items that I happen to
find. That's probably a good policy.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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