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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 7th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I bumped into a friend of mine that I haven't seen since
high school. We were close back then. We almost went to
the same college, but my grades weren't really up to
snuff.
When she went away to college she wrote me and told me
that she was going to fulfill her dream of becoming a
thespian.
When I bumped into her the other day I asked her how that
thespian thing was going. She said it was the best. She
even gave me tickets to this play that she was in and I
happily accepted. She said that we should get dinner
afterwards and catch up.
I hope that I get to meet her thespian girlfriend at
dinner. Thespians are hot!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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