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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, May 1st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I bumped my head pretty good today... I think. I don't know
for sure. I think I did. Today has been kind of a blur.
I think I bumped my head today...
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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The salesman reported back to his boss after several
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"What were they? Anything good?"
"Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and
'Stay out!"
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Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A: Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
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