THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 25th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here are three things that I learned this week. 

1. My Desk Was In Desperate Need Of A Cleaning
2. I Can Fit Forty Eight Boxes Into My Car 
3. David Bowie Rocks As Nikola Tesla in the Movie 
   "The Prestige"

I wish I had a few more learned things to share, but this 
week just went by too fast. We will just have to see what 
happens next week. Until then...

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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My Uncle Ned, all alone, met a girl named Peggy. They fell 
in love, he promised her that he would give her diamonds, 
furs, and beautiful dresses. One day as they were walked 
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store under construction. 

Peggy looked at my Uncle Ned and said,"You promised me 
jewels." Uncle Ned proceeded to pick up a fallen brick. 
He threw it through the window, pulled out and gave her 
a diamond necklace. As they strolled own 5th Avenue, they 
came upon a fur shop. 

Peggy looked at Uncle Ned and said, "You promised me 
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through the window, pulled out a mink and gave it to 
Peggy. Strolling down 5th Avenue again, they came upon 
a fashion store with beautiful dresses. Peggy said, 
"You promised me beautiful clothes." 

Uncle Ned replied, "What do you think I am made of bricks?"


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