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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, May 8th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a really funny joke that Stacy sent me. I hope you
like it too.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, And I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging
her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
she started drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could
go on Celebrating that long?'
So you see, there really are two ways to look at every-
thing.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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