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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 24th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I went to see my doctor the other night. I needed to have
some blood drawn. I have to do this every three months.
It's one of the perks of being diabetic.
When I was getting my blood drawn the nurse said that she
needed to "stick" me again. Apparently, I have stubborn
veins. I calmly said, "No problem." She stuck me again and
then I yelled out, "Sweet Mama! I think you hit bone!" She
didn't find it that funny as I did.
After it was all over, I walked out with a Snoopy Band-Aid
on my arm and a bunch of gauze in my nose. The next time
I need to give blood they should just punch me in the face.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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