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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, April 11, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I'm not kidding, the dental hygienist actually flinched
when she looked in my mouth. I guess it's my fault. I
really should go every six months instead of putting it
off for over a year.
And I understand that some sort of mask for the hygienist
is basic hygiene, but I think she was being a little overly
dramatic with the welding mask.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those
security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were
wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about
somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the
button and have a security officer come investigate im-
mediately.
One of these phones had a sign that said, "Out of Order."
Underneath it someone had scrawled, "Keep Running!"
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Waiting for our aerobics class to begin, several of us were
standing around in our leotards chatting about fitness and
diets. One woman said that her brother-in-law had quit
smoking, gone on a diet and lost weight all at the same time.
Thinking to myself that no human being could possibly do this
without acquiring at least one other undesirable habit for
compensation, I jokingly asked her, "What did he start doing
instead of these things?"
After a slight pause, she smiled and said, "Well, my sister
is pregnant now."
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