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CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I'm actually feeling better today, although not 100 percent.
That is what chasing over-the-counter drugs with a mug of
hot tea laced with plenty of brandy followed by ten hours
of sleep will get you.
That is the secret to getting over a cold or flu quickly,
getting as much sleep as possible. Hopefully one more night
wrapped up in blankets and I'll be strong enough to go back
to the gym. Testing is coming up in less than three weeks
and every class counts!
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"Scientists believe that radiation from cell phones throws
off bees' navigation system. You know, just like it does to
drivers on the highway." -Jay Leno
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"Edward Laurens, the father of the chaos theory, died today.
His services will be held someplace completely random."
-Craig Ferguson
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"The president picked up the pope at the airport. How bored
is our president? He's not the president anymore. Now he's
like your college roommate, doing favors for pizza. Next
week I think he's helping Putin move." --Jon Stewart
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After spending a wonderful week together, my fiance' dropped
me off at the airport and returned to his base. I didn't
realize how much I'd miss him until I reached the plane and
bust into tears.
"What's the matter?" asked the 'unlucky' woman seated next
to me. Between sobs, I told her the sad story of my long
distance relationship.
"If you truly love him, it will work." she said. "I know,
my ex-husband was in the Army."
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A father is in church with three of his young children, in-
cluding his five year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the
children could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing
the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl
was taken by this, observing that he was saying something
and pouring water over the infant's head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned
to her father and asked with all the innocence of a five
year old...
"Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"
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