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CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I almost missed the big South Side Irish parade this week-
end. Normally it would be scheduled on the Sunday before
St. Patrick's Day, but this year that is Palm Sunday so
they bumped it a week.
It was a mite chilly, and snowing, but I compensated by
wearing long underwear and bringing my own cozy cup. Which
proved fortunate since Western Avenue was so crowded we
could not even get close to the entrance of a single bar.
I ended up buying a six pack of beer and drank it while
standing on the street watching the parade. That's the
South Side for you...standing in the middle of the street
in the snow and drinking beer in public. Go Irish!
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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They raised the price of tickets to Disney World to $59.75.
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During a tour at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, a New York
City woman mentioned that she was raising a type of cactus in
a pot on her apartment balcony. Another tourist asked her how
she kept from watering it too much, because the cactus would
die if over watered.
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"Every time I read that it rained in the desert, I give my
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