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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, March 28, 2008
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Good morning crew,
You know, they recently put a picture of me on the front
page of http://www.evtv1.com for some bizarre reason. I
guess the marketing geniuses thought that my puss would
get more people to click on videos.
What they don't seem to understand is it's not that kind
of site.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Hillary Clinton is coming under fire for claiming she was
under fire while she was in Bosnia. Luckily, she was wearing
her Kevlar pantsuit at the time." -Jay Leno
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"Ringling Bros. Circus is in Madison Square Garden, but I
don't think I'm going to the circus this year; if I want
to see clowns at Madison Square Garden, I'll go to a Knicks
game." -David Letterman
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"Some kids found what might be D.B. Cooper's parachute. He's
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the kids; he said he wants his pants back." -Craig Ferguson
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Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of
Ohio. One day I told a long-suffering friend, "You know,
the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first
man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on
the moon was from Ohio."
"Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,"
he observed.
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I'm dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder
with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal
experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates
my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I'm
tense.
When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered
to me, "Now I know why you named your daughter Hannah."
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