CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Hey! Guess what? After spending about a million dollars on 
two new tires for the truck, an alignment, two new speakers 
and a new motor for one of the power windows, all in the 
last two months, the truck has now developed a rather loud 
and annoying squeak. But I'm thinking about ignoring it and 
saving the money because I don't think it's that serious. It 
only squeaks when the vehicle is in motion. How bad could 
it be? 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

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we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, 
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"Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," I 
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