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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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Good morning crew,
A few miles away from my condo I noticed a new division of
town homes just went up. So last weekend I stopped in to
their open house to check out the units and I have to say
that I was impressed. Very nice. Two beds and two baths
(which is what I have now). Granite countertops in the
bathrooms and the kitchen, a gas fireplace, all of the ap-
pliances (except for the washer and dryer) and a two car
attached garage. Right now I have a sliver of a garage that
the truck won't even fit into which is on the other side
of the parking lot. So a two car attached garage is a big
bonus to me.
Plus, the big selling features...a huge basement, which
pretty much doubles the square footage of the place, and
a patio surrounded by grass that I can do whatever I want
on. There are so many rules in the condo I live in now
that I can't even barbecue on my own balcony.
However, a town home is basically a condo with your neigh-
bors next to you instead of on top of you. The units are
all attached and you still have to belong to a homeowner's
association that can make rules which affect all of the
owners.
So my question is...is it worth going from a condo to a
town home, or should I just stick it out another year or
two and go straight to a single-family home? Especially
considering that I probably would not be able to afford a
brand new house while I can afford a brand new town home.
I'm inexperienced in this kind of thing.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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