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CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, April 21, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Welcome to another work week, folks. I seriously thought
I was going to be able to side-step it this Spring, but
no suck luck. I managed to get sick this weekend. I guess
it doesn't matter how much vitamin C you pop, if every
other person you talk to is coughing all over you it is
pretty much inevitable.
So you got on with the jokes and I'm going to go brew
myself a big mug of hot tea with honey.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"According to a poll in Health Magazine, more Americans
said they'd rather have Bill Clinton as their father than
President Bush. Well sure, with Clinton you get away
with a lot more, don't you think? 'Look, I won't mention
you coming home late, if you don't mention me coming home
late.'" --Jay Leno
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"Last week President Bush created the world's largest pro-
tected marine area, dubbed the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands
National Monument. It contains sea life that has inspired
some of our most breathtaking screensavers." --Jon Stewart
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"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl
would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it
stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime.
By the time I was 14, I owned my own home." --Gene Perret
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Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently
after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you
took of that fish. You're lucky if it weighed 10 pounds."
Doug replied, "Well...a fish can lose an awful lot of weight
during three hours of fighting."
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My niece's class assignment was to interview a senior citizen
about his or her life, so she asked me, "What was the biggest
historical event that happened during your childhood?"
"I'd have to say the moonwalk," I replied.
She looked disappointed. "That dance was so important to you?"
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