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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, April 18, 2008
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Good morning crew,
We're finally getting a little bit of warm weather, and you
know what that means....it's time to start thinking about
pulling that floating mortgage payment out of storage. When
Mason and I put it away last October we left several chores
and repairs undone. Of course, the problem with putting
problems off in the Fall is that you have to deal with them
in the Spring.
So it's time to get the checkbook out again.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"They've just released a study that says in the next 30
years, there is a 97 percent chance that Southern California
will have an earthquake of magnitude 6.7 or greater. And
there's a 40 percent chance of either being run over or
attacked by Britney Spears. Things are pretty bleak."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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"According to a new study, polar bears will probably be ex-
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-Dave Letterman
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"The legendary Ferris Wheel from Santa Monica Pier has just
been put on e-Bay. On sale to the highest bidder. If you're
not from the L.A. area, the Santa Monica Ferris Wheel is an
L.A. institution. Like the Hollywood sign, the Chinese
Theater, or rehab." -Craig Ferguson
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A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down out-
side the operating room where another golfer who had a golf
ball driven down his throat was being treated.
"Is he a relative of your's?" the nurse asked the pacing
golfer.
"No...It's my ball."
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After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the
neighbor's boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear
and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
"It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their
sexuality by playing doctor at their age," the neighbor said.
"Sexuality?!" the mother yelled. "He took out her appendix!"
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