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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Hi Joe...Just a quick note to let you know that
this old lady loves your column. And here's
why. Have you ever asked yourself why, since
there are millions and millions of folks at
their computers every day, why, oh why, do we
keep getting the same ol' stuff in our e-mail
day after day? Same jokes, same forwards,
etc. And that's exactly what I love about your
column... you actually find fresh, new and
usually very funny stuff to put out day after
day. Of all the stuff that finds its way to
my e-mailbox every day, yours is the one I look
forward to the most. Keep up the good work, Joe!
--Linda
Some people would say that printing an email like this from
a reader is shameless self-promotion. And to those people I
would say, "Damn right."
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"In LA a 500-pound man was arrested for stealing food from
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suspect and two hours to pat him down." -Conan O'Brien
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"The U.N has evidence of global warming. And right now they
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--Dave Letterman
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"This week, a woman whose car was swept away in a flash flood
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It's only by watching 'Extreme Makeover' that I realized I
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On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at
a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rear-
view mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I
handed the officer my license and made small talk while my
wife dug through the glove compartment for the registration.
"I'm usually very careful about my speed," I told him as my
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