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CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, May 1, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Welcome to May, folks. I don't know about May flowers, but
these April showers sure are being persistant. It's kind
of difficult to have any work done on the boat when it is
supposed to rain four days in a row.
Today is also when all of the Chicago harbors officially
open, although I don't know who is going to brave the
sixty degree water to get their boat launched today. I
was in the water last October and I am not eager to repeat
that experience.
I am more than willing to wait for a couple weeks of global
warming to kick in.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
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"How about that John McCain. He looks like the kind of guy
who walks into a Circuit City and asks, 'Do you have type-
writer ribbon?'" -Dave Letterman
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"Today, President Bush gave a news conference about the
economy but he stubbornly refused to say the word recession.
Instead, Bush said, 'Our country is heading towards some-
thing that has three syllables and rhymes with refreshin.'"
-Conan O'Brien
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The video game Grand Theft Auto IV went on sale today. It's
a shame kids these days are spending so much time playing
video games where they steal cars, and not getting out there
in the sunshine and really stealing cars." -Jimmy Kimmel
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I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While
the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have
dextrocardia.
"What's that?" she asked.
"It means my heart is on the right side of my chest rather
than on the left," I answered. "You should set up your
machine to accommodate that."
As she attached the wires, she asked casually, "Tell me,
have you had that for long?"
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A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day
and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month
later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor
asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?"
Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little behind with the
pills, but he's about six months ahead with the whiskey."
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