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CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, April 28, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I had the truck looked at. It's the universal joint. Eh,
I don't need to eat this month.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"Paris Hilton in going to star in a new reality show where
she looks for a new best friend to replace Nicole Richie.
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-Conan O'Brien
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"What a beautiful day. It's 75 and sunny. It was so beautiful,
the Statue of Liberty was holding a bottle of Corona."
-David Letterman
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"China is pitching in for green week. From now on, all toys
from China will be made with recycled lead." -Jay Leno
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At the end of a particularly severe winter, we removed the
protective covers from our cabin cruiser and found that the
weight of the snow had broken the windshield. I drove to
the local glass shop, where I paid $110 for a replacement.
The owner asked if I'd like them to install it, but I said
I could handle it myself.
I managed to climb up the ladder to the deck before dropping
the glass. Sheepishly I returned to the shop. The owner
showed no emotion as he cut the second glass.
When I saw another $110 charge, I said, "I thought I might
get a break on the second piece of glass."
"I did give you a break," he replied.
"How so?" I asked.
"I didn't laugh, did I?" he answered.
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On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were
standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second
largest church in the world. The tour guide explained,
"This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a
baseball from one end to the other, not Lou Gehrig, Babe
Ruth, or even Mark McGuire."
My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble
sculptures, intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics
all around the enormous building. Then one girl inter-
rupted the silence with an astonished question: "You
mean, they actually let them hit baseballs in here?"
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