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CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, April 8, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Well, I did not buy a fish this weekend. I'm just not ready
for that kind of a commitment. I did, however, transfer my
plants into bigger pots.
I won't feel so guilty if they die.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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"President Bush is in Europe right now. Today he is meeting
with Romanian Prime Minister Popescu Tariceanu. Or, as Bush
calls him, Pop Tart." -Conan O'Brien
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"Today is the 78th birthday of the Twinkie. It says right on
its rapper: 'Best by 2012.'" -David Letterman
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"John McCain has not been using Secret Service protection.
You see, he has Life Alert." -Jay Leno
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and
marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding
what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister
asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband."
And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to
be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
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Before I could enroll in my company's medical insurance plan,
I needed to fill out a questionnaire. As expected, the form
was very thorough, leaving nothing to chance.
One question asked, "Do you think you may need to go to the
emergency room within the next three months?"
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