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CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, March 31, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I didn't think posting a pic would bring such a big response.
I must have received two dozen emails from readers commenting
on the pic.
I guess there have been a lot of new subscribers since I last
mentioned it, but there are a whole bunch of pics on my web
page at CleanLaffs.com
If you look at the yellow sidebar on the left and scroll down
a bit you will see links that say, "Joe in Key West", "Sailing
on Whihala Beach" and "The New Hunter 25".
There are even several pics of the usually camera shy Mason
in the Whihala Beach and Hunter 25 links.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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creator of the Egg McMuffin. He was 89. He said the secret
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"The U.N has announced they have concrete evidence of global
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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful
examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to
choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.
He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down
his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his
throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.
The doctor comes back with a pan of warm water. "Ok, after
the tablet dissolves, you can sit here and soak that foot for
at least 20 minutes."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went to
my mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad said
that men are not all like this all the time.
"Nonsense," I said, inconsolable. "Men are good for only
one thing!"
"Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often do you have to
parallel park?"
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