CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Here's a little homemaking tip for those of you who may not 
exactly be neat freaks. The next time you're vacuuming pull 
the sofa cushions out and take a look in the crevices. 

I did this over the weekend and found $3.68 in loose change, 
two pens, a pair of underwear and enough nameless lint and 
fur to cover a Pomeranian. 

I was so grossed out I was tempted to just throw the couch 
away instead of trying to clean it. Fortunately, I was too 
cheap to give into those kinds of impulses. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

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"There were rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got 
married yesterday. Thank God they weren't true. It means 
I've still got a chance." -Craig Ferguson

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"In a stunning announcement, Pennsylvania Senator Bob Casey 
Jr., who had said he would remain neutral, has endorsed 
Barack Obama. He said he did it because his four young 
daughters told him they wanted Obama for president. Which 
also explains his choice for vice president: Hannah Montana." 
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"This week, Barack Obama tried bowling. His score was a 
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At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the 
same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address in 
the company directory and sent him a message. 

When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back 
another e-mail: 

"I have put on some weight, but I didn't realize it was that 
noticeable!" 

His friend's hastily typed message, with an apparent typo, 
had read: 

"Hi, Ron. I didn't know you worked here, but I did see a gut 
that looked like you in the cafeteria." 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* 

Since another church member, Bonnie, had mentioned that she 
and her husband were struggling with a big decision on 
whether they should become missionaries, my friend offered 
to include them on the prayer list. 

So at the meeting, my friend announced in front of the whole 
congregation, "Let's all pray that Bonnie and Lee can make a 
decision about the missionary position."

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