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CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, March 20, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Welcome to Spring, folks. Today is the Vernal Equinox. That
means the Sun will cross directly over the Earth's equator
giving us an exactly equal day and night. From here on out
the days will start getting longer than the nights.
If you haven't started planning your vegetable gardens you
had better get on it!
I will be celebrating the first day of Spring at the gym
with my promotion test tonight. If I pass I may treat my-
self to a happy 'Vernal Equinox' beer afterward.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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Why does everybody dye food green on St. Patrick's Day?
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any real food that's green — spinach, broccoli, lettuce —
but dye a Cinnabon green..." -Jay Leno
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"Your talk talks and your walk talks, but your walk talks
louder than your talk talks." -John Maxwell
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girl friend Tina if her name is Vivian."
--Basketball player George Underwood
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I went into the restaurant next to the office and ordered
a tuna on wheat. The waitress said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're
out of wheat bread. You’ll have to have it on white."
The next day I went to the same place and ordered the same
tuna on wheat. Again she told me they were out of wheat,
I’d have to get it on white.
The third time I went there I decided to skip the step of
being refused the wheat and just ordered tuna on white. The
waitress looked up from her notepad and said, "Aren't you
the guy who usually orders it on wheat?"
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"Mom," said the little girl, "Is it alright to say you are
going to water the horse when you are giving him a drink of
water?"
"Yes," said her mother, "that is the correct thing to say."
"Well then, I'm going to milk the cat."
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