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CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, March 17, 2008
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Good morning crew,
It's time to make a trip to the used book store. I need to
make some additions to my library. Anybody have any good
suggestions?
I'm so desperate for reading material I'm starting to reread
books I didn't even like the first time I'm. And the bizarre
part...I'm about to plow through about one book a month
almost exclusively by reading in the bathroom.
I bet you that's more information than you wanted to know.
And a happy St. Pat's to all the sons and daughters of Erin
out there!
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits.
The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health
and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the
employee's pay.
She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as
well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's
sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job
with such benefits," the interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went
bankrupt."
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When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see
the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm
for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter
of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the
letter that next day. The following morning, Peters found
the letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for
our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very
satisfied."
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