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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I was just lamenting the fact that there are no good bar-b-
cue restaurants in my new neighborhood. I've had such a
fetish for ribs lately that I'm tempted to break down and
stick a mess of them in the broiler. The only problem is
that I don't have a pot big enough to boil a whole slab of
ribs in.
Now, I know the purists will say that you really don't have
to boil them first, and that is true if your cooking them
over a low heat bar-b-cue grill for a couple hours. But when
you're preparing them in a high-heat broiler you sort of have
to boil them a bit to make 'em tender. Otherwise you'll get
BBQ-flavored shoe leather.
Here's a tip - pour a cup of white vinegar into the water
before you boil. I know it sounds gross, but it will really
tender them up and add a bit of flavor.
You know, if I only put one rib in a pot of water then I
could honestly say that I have a floating rib!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My 17-year-old niece asked me if she could use my name as a
reference on her resume', which she planned to submit to a
local fast-food restaurant. I agreed.
A few days later she called and asked me to meet her at the
restaurant later that afternoon. When I asked her why, she
replied, "The manager wants me to come in for an interview,
and she told me to bring my references."
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The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes
earlier, bound for our three-day wilderness trip. As I
backed my own vanload of Scouts out of my garage, I noticed
a pair of hiking boots on the back steps, so I stopped to
retrieve them.
An hour later, we caught up with the first car, which was
parked at a highway rest stop. Seeing me pull up, my assis-
tant Scout leader rolled down his window. "Your wife just
called on my cell phone," he said. "She asked if you knew
anything about the plumber's boots that were on your back
steps."
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