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CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, March 18, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Have you heard of a company called LifeLock? The CEO is
famous because he publishes his social secruity number
in all of his advertisements.
I hadn't heard of them before a few weeks ago, but believe
it or not I actually had my identity stolen and when I
started looking into what identity theft is and how to
prevent it, LifeLock was one of the first names to come up.
It really is a bizarre story. Apparently all you need is a
name, address, phone number and social security number and
you can open all sorts of credit under anybody's name and
literally walk off with thousands of dollars worth of mer-
chandise scott free!
It's not hard to find my name, address and phone number,
since I am listed in the book, but somehow someone managed
to match my SS# with the rest of the information and that
was all it took.
I suspected something was wrong when I started getting
strange calls to approve credit applications, but by then
the damage was already done. THOUSANDS of dollars worth of
merchandise and services were purchased under my name and
credit and I didn't know a thing about it.
That is what LifeLock does, they make sure that any activity
on your credit history is coming from you. I am now looking
at months of legal hassles to keep myself from being liable
for all of this fraud. With LifeLock it never would have
happened in the first place.
Seriously, folks, click the link I've provided for you here
and take a look at their site and what they're offering.
If you went through what I've been going through over the
last month you'd jump at it. Believe me!
LifeLock
Laugh it up,
Joe
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comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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scription drugs in our drinking water. Fifteen! Honest to
God, you need a doctor's prescription to turn on the faucet."
-David Letterman
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"Frankly, I don't believe people think of their office as a
work place anymore. They think of it as a stationery store
with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes,
your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee--and
then you go home." --Jerry Seinfeld
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"At a recent speech to hundreds of university professors,
Bill Gates said it's puzzling why more kids don't want to
become computer programmers. Gee, I don't know, you think
maybe it's because at some point they'd actually like to
have a girlfriend." --Jay Leno
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I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting
and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild
game.
I guess they eat so much, in fact, that one evening as I
set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,
my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said,
"Boy, it sure would be nice in pizzas lived in the woods."
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As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a
lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff all over those
hills?"
"Just snow," replied the stewardess.
"That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in
front of me said it was Greece."
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