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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, May 7, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I ran out of time to make barbecue ribs this weekend, so
I did the next best thing...I went to my local barbecue
restaurant and bought about 10,000 calories worth of food.
I got the beef brisket, I got a half slab of baby back ribs,
I got a half a barbecued chicken and I got an appetizer of
the delicious smoked salmon spread.
This, of course, came with sides of baked beans, cole slaw,
corn on the cob and corn bread muffins.
I may have gotten a little carried away. I brought home two
whole entire boxes of leftovers. Which means I was eating
barbecue last night, and I'll be eating barbecue tonight.
Life is good.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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like shops. While visiting the area, my friend peered in
through one window to see shelf upon shelf of interesting-
looking books. So she went inside.
A woman appeared though a beaded curtain and asked, "Can
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"No, just browsing," said my friend.
"Fine," came the reply. "But so you know, around here most
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