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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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Good morning crew,
It was a moderately successful endurance test Monday night.
Everyone passed, although in order to fail you have to
actually walk out of the gym and not come back. Even if you
do nothing but lie on the mat and cry the examiners will
likely pass you. In fact, that is what several of the little
kids did. Many of them are not really prepared for the
stress of it and a couple at least always break down in
tears.
In fact, I'm thinking about trying that strategy myself at
the next test.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain have all
said that they are the person who should answer the phone
at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m. Meanwhile, most
Americans think that the White House should just get a
receptionist." -Conan O'Brien
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And remember... Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll
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"New York City is going green. All the cabs are converting
to hybrids. I was in a low-emission cab this morning. I wish
I could say the same for my driver." -Dave Letterman
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Determined to have one last, lazy day of fishing before
summer's end, I purposely ignored the leaky faucet and
the broken gate -- household projects that had awaited me
all summer.
When my wife asked, "What are you going to do today?" I
grinned and answered, "It starts with F and ends with ISH."
"Oh, good," she replied. "You're finally going to FinISH up
those projects."
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At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older
man.
"Say, my doctor recommended I move here for my health. Is
this really a good place to live?"
"It sure is," the man replied. "When I first arrived here
I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had
to be lifted out of bed."
"That's wonderful!" said John. "How long have you been here?"
"I was born here."
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