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CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Good morning crew,
It looks like it is going to be a nice, mild, sunny day in
the Chicago area today. It's too bad I won't be enjoying it.
I'm still carrying around a bit of a head and chest cold.
The bug is tenacious. If I were smart I would go straight
home tonight, take some drugs, breathe some steam and go to
bed early.
Of course, no one ever accused me of being smart. Hey,
alcohol kills infections, doesn't it?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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They say not to put all of your eggs in one basket, but I'll
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent
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on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a
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I was helping a friend of mine with his roadside farm stand
when a man stopped by and asked how much the eggs were.
"Sixty cents for the small, seventy cents for the medium,
ninety cents for the large and thirty cents for the cracked
ones," I answered.
"All right," he said, "crack me a dozen of the large ones."
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A group of junior-level executives were participating in
a management training program. The seminar leader pounded
home his point about the need to make decisions and take
action on these decisions.
"For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log
and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would
you have left on the log?"
The answers from the group were unanimous: "Two."
"Wrong," replied the speaker, "there would still be five
because there is a difference between deciding to jump and
jumping."
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