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CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I broke down and saw 'Iron Man' this weekend. Joe's one-word
review: Cool.
But this is a movie that is heavy on story and plot. There
isn't as much action as you might think. Maybe because
getting that guy to fly around in a big metal suit is ex-
pensive.
It also requires that the audience suspend quite a bit of
disbelief. I mean, it is easier to believe that Superman
can fly around in Earth's atmosphere because he is an alien
than some of the stuff Tony Stark does in this movie. And I
won't ruin the movie for you by giving you any details, but
that having been said it is definitely worth seeing in the
theatre. The effects are awesome.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at...
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"Tom Cruise was on 'Oprah.' They did one of those segments
where Oprah goes to Tom's home. Talk about awkward. When
Tom answered the door, Oprah said, 'Is your daddy home?'"
-Dave Letterman
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"Iron Man opened this weekend, starring Robert Downey Jr. I
don't know who Iron Man fights...wrinkled linen I suppose."
-Craig Ferguson
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My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over
into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old
Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room
to be sure she had tidied it up.
"You call THAT a made bed?" I asked.
No Dad," Maggie replied. "It's just a rough draft."
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Why can't a woman ask for help from her brother?
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