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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, April 25, 2008
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Good morning crew,
The boss has designated today as spring clean-up day at
the office. And that means I'll be spending a lot of time
hiding out in the bathroom.
I'll also probably take the truck in someplace this week-
end. Although I did appreciate a solution suggested by a
reader named Dave who wrote...
"Hey Joe, Nothing to worry about there. Just
turn the radio up louder and the squeak will go
away, or at least you won't hear it any more."
-Dave
That'll work until all four tires fall off on the express-
way.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite
friendly with my study partner, a 64-year-old man, who
had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed,
with a wink, that he had once thought more than friendship
might be a possibility between us.
"So what changed your mind?" I asked him.
"I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 40-year age
difference between a man and woman was insurmountable. He
looked at my chart and said, 'You're interested in someone
who's 104?'"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Some time ago, there was this artist who worked from a
studio in his home. He specialized in nudes and had been
working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for
several months now.
As usual, his model reported and after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress
for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, that he felt pretty bad with a
cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her
for the day but that she could just go home; he just
wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the
least I can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were
sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and
enjoying their tea when he heard the front door open and
close, then some familiar footsteps. "Oh my God!" he
whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your
clothes off!"
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