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CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, March 13, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Monday's Child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full
of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's
child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child has to work for its living, But a child
that's born on the Sabbath Day, Is fair and wise and good
and gay.
I was born on a Wednesday. Figures.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist
stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging
through her purse, as so many patients did when they had
a check to write.
"Do you need a pen?" I asked, offering her the use of mine.
"Yes, thank you," she replied. She took it, put it in her
handbag and proceeded to pay in cash.
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A man is walking his dog, and passes a little restaurant;
the cooking smells are so tempting, he decides he would
like to stop for lunch, but the sign says no animals are
permited.
After a couple of moment's thought, he decided to brazen it
out: he puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks into the rest-
aurant, with his dog on a leash and asks to be seated. The
waiter says "I am sorry sir, but we do not permit animals
in the restaurant."
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The waiter responds skeptically: "Your seeing eye dog? Sir,
that dog is a Chihuahua."
The man responds: "A Chihuahua! They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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