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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, May 9, 2008
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Good morning crew,
I get to pick the boat motor up from the shop tomorrow.
Does the fun ever stop?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"In Indiana, Hillary Clinton is after the blue collar vote.
Today she was seen drinking beer with construction workers
and hooting at chicks." -Dave Letterman
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"This Sunday is Mother's Day. Now if you haven't gotten your
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It's a little pricey, but hey, you only have one mom."
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After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz,
our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the
manager, Ahmed.
"Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who
answered the phone.
"Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed."
"This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?"
"I thought you just said your name was Ed?" asked my boss.
"It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying,
'I'm Ed.' So I figured it's just easier to be Ed."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A New York judge is ready to go through the day's business
and he is very rushed. The first case up involves an elderly
Jewish gentleman with a long beard, payos, the works.
The judge, without asking a question, says to the clerk:
"Quick...get me a translator."
Translator shows up and the judge says: "Ask him what his
name is, how old is he and where does he come from?"
The translator says: "Die judge vilt vissen, vos is dein
namen, vie alt bist du, and fun vie kumst du?"
The old man smiles, looks at the judge and says in perfect
English with a British accent: "Your Honour. My name is Sir
Chaim Ginsbug. I shall be 82 next Thursday and I've come
from England where I hold the chair of Hebrew Philosophy at
Oxford University."
The translator turns to the judge and says: "Ehr zukt, ehr
is Sir Chaim Ginsburg, ehr is tzwei und achtzig yur alt,
und ehr is, mit sach Yiddish philisoph, areingekummen fun
Oxford."
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